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Colbert - Brilliant as always.
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No, Bitch.
Posted on September 22, 2012 via kateoplis with 35,360 notes
Source: kateoplis
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I sleep on your balls because I don’t have any.
Posted on August 23, 2012 via cat shaming with 12 notes
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The most exciting part of my summer has been sitting around waiting for Breaking Bad to start.
Via someecardsPosted on July 10, 2012 with 1 note
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When I’m alone at a party and then my best friend shows up
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Louis CK in 5 words.
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Rad.
Beastie Boys Tributes will never get old.
http://www.spinner.com/2012/05/15/beastie-boys-sabotage-kids-video/?a_dgi=aolshare_twitter
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When I’m on a date, and the guy tells the waiter he'll just have water
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When someone says they don't need to drink to have fun
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1. If that dog moves too fast, I will swat him, I don't give a shit.




